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Ms. Pat knows exactly what a poor kid's Halloween costume looks like, Noah Gardenswartz explains what gave Ms. Pat a concussion, and Vlad Caamaño reveals how Noah checks his spelling.
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Clayton English knows Mo Mandel's hidden skills (or lack thereof), Sarah Tiana reveals Clayton's favorite superhero, and Mo plays trivial pursuit.
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In this all holiday-costumed special, Amir K knows what not to say on April Fools' Day, Dave Hill's cold medication takes its toll, and Julian McCullough 'branches out' with pun-based comedy for the entire show!
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Find out what Josh Wolf's dad calls the Constitution, why Shane Torres clearly wants to be a news reporter, and what Gina Yashere would use to make Shane laugh.
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Pete Lee knows what not to do in the mafia, Sarah Tiana responds harshly to Pete's parenting proposal, and Sean Patton reveals a scary 80s trend that's making a comeback.
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Jessimae Peluso does a great impression of God, Matteo Lane has sage advice for when life gives you chicken heads, and Josh Wolf nails Matteo's celebrity look-a-like.
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Find out why Amir K would suck as a realtor, how Brad Williams gets Amish people to worship him, and how Mark Normand nearly gets the show cancelled.
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Michelle Buteau knows exactly what millennials say, Cipha Sounds has a surprising favorite dance move, and Shane Torres explains what makes Cipha different from other DJs.
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Find out what Jessimae Peluso does in a confessional, what new magical STD Josh Wolf creates, and what Amir K says to make Jessimae walk off stage.
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Find out why Julian McCullough wants to build a wall, what Jade Catta-Preta thinks about Julian's midsection, and which celebrity Matteo Lane knows all about.
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Thomas Dale puts a spell on Damien, Ali Kolbert knows what Thomas does to relax, and Matthew Broussard reveals Ali's favorite board game.
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Clayton English explains who needs some of their brother's 'sauce,' Brad Williams breaks out the jerk impressions, and Vanessa Fraction knows what Brad does with a sombrero.
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Noah Gardenswartz reveals why Santa never visits anyone on the panel, Liza Treyger counsels a guy with a stalking ex, and Yassir Lester spots a hip-hop superstar in the crowd.
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Moshe Kasher does the best victory dance ever, Clayton English and Moshe get real playing patty cake, and Natasha Leggero reveals two men in one from her past.
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Find out what Yamaneika Saunders does on blind dates, what bizarre get-rich-quick schemes Julian McCullough has up his sleeve, and how Jessimae Peluso brings Yamaneika to tears… from laughter.
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Adam Ray steps out of a time machine, Brad Williams almost makes his head explode in a rant about airplanes, and Sarah Tiana reveals how Brad gets a waiter's attention.
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On this show, we learn three things: don't let Mo Amer call 911, don't ask Jenny Zigrino how you look, and never let Mo Mandel speak to the audience.
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Gina Yashere obsesses over the contents of a crowd member's pants, Joel Kim Booster knows exactly what not to say as a pilates teacher, and Dave Hill tries a unique style of crowd work.
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Pete Lee reveals how millennials cure glaucoma, Michelle Buteau becomes a guidance counselor, and Matthew Broussard unmasks a German techno DJ in the crowd.
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Vanessa Fraction spots a 70's sitcom star in the crowd, Rojo Perez makes an inappropriate exit, and Tone Bell reads a crowd member's mind.
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Sara Schaefer knows what not to say in a search party, Joel Kim Booster explains why your grandpa doesn't trust him, and Yassir Lester knows all about Joel's longest relationship.
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Tone Bell schools a lucky person on the street, Jade Catta-Preta goes hard at Tone's love life, and Noah Gardenswartz spots someone very special in the crowd.
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Dave Hill confesses who he has on the brain, J.P. McDade takes a shot at Dave's career, and Ali Kolbert reveals her side hustle.
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Amir K guesses the last book that Natasha Leggero read, Moshe Kasher does a mean stripper impersonation, and Natasha reveals Moshe's favorite class in school.
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Megan Neuringer gets crazy eyes, Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say during brain surgery, and Clayton English thinks a major pop star is watching him.
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Veteran Comedy Knockout favorites: Dave Hill, Tone Bell, and Julian McCullough compete to finally earn a win… or at least avoid the dreaded apology.
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Learn how Sean Patton turns a 12th birthday card into a sex-ed class, how many bodies Casey James Salengo can lift and where Mehran Khaghani thinks Sean would be a sex symbol.
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Find out what Arden Myrin, Matteo Lane, and an artisanal pickle maker have in common - and why Arden's "Undies Dance" gets Josh Wolf all hot and bothered.
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Learn what Clayton English calls "edible gentrification," Julian McCullough thinks you shouldn't say if you're Amish, and Jessimae Peluso steals from the audience.
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Dave Hill knows what NOT to say at a protest, Arden Myrin knows how to make America great again, and Tone Bell discovers what age rednecks start border patrol.
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Noah Gardenswartz knows what a drug dealer shouldn't say, Gina Yashere talks juice cleanses, and Matteo Lane has an Easter bunny he'd swipe right for.
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Julian McCullough knows what not to tell his kids, Arden Myrin reveals Julian is a mistake she'd make at a wedding, and Joel Kim Booster defends a famous chef.
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Yassir Lester gets Jessimae Peluso pole dancing like a Russian, Jessimae gets real about PMS, and Dave Hill finally gets the truth when he asks "who's with me?"
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Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex, Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common, and Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.
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Gina Yashere knows about black people who listen to country music, Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics, and Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.
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Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress, Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one, and Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.
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Matteo Lane wants to talk about the bees and the bees, JP McDade does a killer Trump impression, and Tone Bell has a specific organ to donate.
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Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach, Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists, and Kyle Kinane's idea of a cat bath is not what you'd think it is!
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Tamer Kattan shares his obsession with pigtails, Gina Yashere knows what would have been tweeted from the Garden of Eden, and Sean Patton does a few laps around the stage.
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Find out why Dulce Sloan needs a dome shaped casket at her funeral, what Josh Wolf would not say at a women's march, and what soundtrack Pete Lee thinks is playing in hell.
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Sean Patton gets really fired up over balls, and Yassir Lester is the self-proclaimed realest male feminist in the game. Plus, find out what part of Morgan Murphy's body is just like an apple.
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Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the church of Scientology, Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name is synonymous with trailer parks, and Noah Gardenswartz is now very worried about his weight.
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Aida Rodriguez has a thing for customs guys, and old pals Rich Vos and Robert Kelly rip each other over Rich's dementia and Robert's inevitable autopsy results.
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Arden Myrin is so horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel, Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelgänger, and Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.
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Old Lady Afterlife: Megan Gailey confesses how much she lies about drinking, Mike Lawrence figures Megan hasn't been happy since prom night, and Dan St. Germain has an extremely inappropriate place to put a raccoon.
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Terminally Thirsty: Jessica Kirson puts everyone on edge with her porn choices, Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say at an all-black state fair, and Donnell Rawlings' singing strategy falls flat.
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Ahamed Weinberg explains why he prefers Asians, Alonzo Bodden wants to beat the hell out of Ahamed, and Lynne Koplitz recognizes her own past in one unfortunate audience member.
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Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire, Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason, and Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.
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Sean Patton has a minor breakdown, Julian McCullough proves he should never chaperone a school dance, and Marcella Arguello rises above all the height bashing!
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Mehran Khagani reveals the best way to silence a musical theater fan, Sean Donnelly's chest jiggling heats things up, and Megan Gailey looks beyond the grave for love.
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Mike Vecchione knows way more about boy bands than a grown man should, Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants, and Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over 6 kids!
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Megan Neuringer has a surefire sexy way to get out of picking up the check, Julian McCullough takes a lot of heat for his drug dealer shirt, and Tone Bell has harsh words for Karaoke goers!
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Megan Neuringer knows what not to touch at a dog show, Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one, and Chris Distefano may soon be single.
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Paul Virzi proves he's the worst camp counselor, Gina Yashere defends women in fedoras, and Josh Wolf risks beheading if he ever goes to England!
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Seaton Smith knows exactly what not to say at a rap battle, Arden Myrin reveals a curiosity for dolphin love, and Sean Donnelly does a roast impersonation of Arden that even she is impressed with.
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Noah Gardenswartz knows where Kevin McCaffrey's hamster is hidden, and Kevin reveals he's the only white guy on the panel who knows he's white. Plus, Dulce Sloan will marry Noah but there's one thing she won't do!
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Gina Yashere definitely knows what not to say at a gun store, Tone Bell reveals an intimate past with an audience member, and Matt Kirshen goes hard on Tone's failed sitcom history.
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Dulce Sloan illustrates the benefits of twerking at zero gravity, Dave Hill becomes the number one all-time CKO crowd high-fiver, and Casey James Salengo is ready to Stomp a mudhole in both their candy asses.
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Kurt Metzger reveals how Leah Bonnema gets paid at strip clubs, Matt Kirshen's mum's mouth takes a licking again and Leah goes all Lord of the Rings stuck between a Hobbit and an Orc.
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Josh Wolf reveals what he calls an orgasm, Kevin McCaffrey knows why white women love mimosas, and Sarah Tiana tells Damien when it's ok to have a weiner in his mouth.
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Sean Patton brings a matching shirt fan club to the show, Lynne Koplitz knows exactly what prevents happiness, and Mo Mandel reveals he has a serious seafood issue.
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Theo Von spots an old friend on the big screen, Sarah Tiana explains what she normally does when sandwiched between two guys, and Monroe Martin knows exactly what not to do when asking for directions.
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Matteo Lane does a startlingly accurate Mariah Carey impersonation, Josh Wolf has an endless list of suggestions for Matteo's dream job, and Jade Catta-Preta gets very OCD about her butt plugs.
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Sal Vulcano hopes that Yamaneika Saunders will be crushing on him by the end of the show, Yamaneika confesses her love for clowns, and Mark Normand delivers a killer blow involving test tubes, weaves, and Hennessy.
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Phoebe Robinson and Nore Davis renew a long-standing rivalry, Nore reveals white women's love for Chipotle, and Dave Hill votes for orgasms at work all day long.
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Noah Gardenswartz tells us What Not To Say at a Klan rally, Amanda Seales roasts Noah hard on cultural appropriation, and Mike Vecchione knows exactly what percentage of Americans pee in two directions.
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Lynne Koplitz reveals just how far she'll go for mozzarella sticks, Tone Bell has sound advice for the bi-curious, and Matt Kirshen does some serious trash talking about Damien's Day Off!
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Dulce Sloan talks about sex with half a dude, Jessimae Peluso does a dubious Stephen Hawking impression, and Julian McCullough sets feminism back thirty years!
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Returning champs Jay Oakerson and Yamaneika Saunders fly out of the gate in this one. Jay reveals what Yamaneika likes eating with a biscuit, and then she gets super dark about Luis J. Gomez's father but Luis gives it back later!
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Jessimae Peluso makes it rain for a clown, Tone Bell wants the whole world to smell his fingers, and Michelle Buteau poses as an emotionally dead stripper.
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"Who's with me?" becomes Dave Hill's official catch phrase, Dulce Sloan wants 20% of Dave's D, and Andy Kindler gets roasted so hard he threatens to sue.
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Annie Lederman and Leonard Ouzts rip into each other super hard from the start, Megan Neuringer pops her shirt open in Bio-Hazard, and Leonard gets weirdly presidential.
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Megan Neuringer accuses Andy Kindler of being stuck in a coma, Noah Gardenswartz needs help filling his banana hammock, and Andy makes cracks about childhood obesity.
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Jay Oakerson reveals why Annie Lederman needs a mouth guard in museums, Kurt Metzger roasts Jay on his family goals, and Annie has some explaining to do after getting caught with her pants down…literally.
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Comedians Nick Turner and Nimesh Patel reveal way too much information about their privates, and Jamie Lee wants us all to leave her dog out of it.
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What do crushing watermelons in your thighs and spelling bees have in common? They're both here with Kurt Metzger, Sarah Tiana and Leonard Ouzts.
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Subhah Agarwal, Kevin Barnett, and Sean Donnelly explore the mind of a dog and are forced between a rock and a hard place. Plus, Sean almost cracks.
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Noah and Monroe suggest movie sequels that shouldn't be made, and then the jokes turn personal, leaving Monroe speechless about a favorite childhood snack.
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Comedians Kevin Barnett, Jamie Lee, and Mo Mandel ponder life's most important topics like asphyxiation via Iggy Azalea's assets, mullet haircuts on dogs, and how to successfully avoid meaningful friendships.
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Dave Hill hopes his roasting of Arden Myrin will distract us from his Austin Powers outfit, Jordan Carlos brings out the big guns, and all three comedians tell us what not to say when joining the army.
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Yamaneika Saunders, Jim Norton and Sherrod Small don't pull any punches, and all three comedians prove that they should never be allowed to babysit.
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Comedians Dave Hill and Kerry Coddett throw serious shade at each other, while Christian Finnegan jokes about Einstein's wormhole. Dave crowd surfs his way into the audience's hearts, but who will deliver the dreaded apology?
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Kurt Metzger reveals what he loves about Matt Kirshen's mom. Plus, Yamaneika Saunders discusses Matt's biggest regret.
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Panelists try to stay abreast of weird web products in Letsy Who Bought It, Chris Distefano gives relationship advice in JV Life Coach and Arden Myrin has a whale of a time harpooning jokes at Sean Patton's expense.
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Comedy Knockout pits comedians against each other in a series of fast-paced challenges. In each episode, host Damien Lemon (Guy Code) sends three comics into a battle of high stakes comedic gameplay. The comedians throw roast-like, rapid-fire jabs at their opponents, and each show ends with one comedian crowned champion, one eliminated, and one forced to face the crowd to apologize for going down in shameful defeat.